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ILLUSTRATION - not a photograph: Bloomberg's review of the financial disclosures found more than 28,000 trades in the 17 months to June, against about 22,000 by all 535 members of Congress combined

Sixty trades a day. SIXTY. And he still found time to mock Nancy Pelosi about her husband's shares

  • Bloomberg's review of the disclosures: more than 28,000 trades in 17 months by the President and his money managers
  • All 535 members of Congress managed about 22,000 between them in the same period
  • That is roughly 1,600 a month. Sixty a day. Every day. While holding down the top job on earth
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"Never heard of him": the President's memory fails at the exact moment his son needs him

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Ten things happened before breakfast, and every single one of them is about money

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